I’ve always found it rather humorous when somebody could summon the ability to bring to light, analyze and subsequently profane another person’s short-comings that closely resemble their own at the whim of figuring they are just simply in such a position. Perhaps their tendency to succumb to the very same social destitution merits their ( Read more... )

I drove my father to the doctors today. Sittin' in the waitin' room I realised how much I am like the elderly. There were four of them all standing around talkin' about their health problems and then each of them thought they new everything about what other people were doing wrong ( Read more... )

who will help me?


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I went to the bar last night with phil 'cos he said he was going to paul's party. I wanted to see if sam was okay but she never came. I still feel an emptiness about the situation I can't shake.. I really wish I could do more for my friends. I suppose I'm not the best person to come to when you've got a problem. It's time like these I regret being ( Read more... )

Smoke Free: Level 2, approaching Level 3 of the quit-smoking process I'm on. Level 4 will be next Friday, and that means all the nicotine and carbon monoxide will be out of my system, cravings will decrease, lung function will improve, blood pressure and heart rate will return to normal, and I will have about 20 dollars saved up ( Read more... )

Well. AFter many years of research and experience, the finished complete guide to staying alive for the Drunkard is finally here:

Enjoy mother fuckers =)

The Drunkards Guide to Staying Alive

Thank you, and I hope you can benefit from my years of torment and agony,

Cheers 'n Beers,

`Chuck Obstruct.

I'm starting a letter campaign to the governor of maryland and the mayor of Baltimore city to compromise a trial period on drinking in public laws. Please read my sample letter to the governor. Below are the addresses to the Mayor and to the Governor. Please be respectful and honest when writing them. Indent 5 spaces before each of your paragraphs ( Read more... )

Big brother cliche's spring to mind.... Article in City Paper about Cameras watching youSo what's all this then? They've been doing this for years, and it's quite sadistically ironic that a novel written by an obvious genius was published over 60 years ago that warned society about the clandestine, sneaky, corrupt, dominating, overbearing, cynical ( Read more... )

You're a tramp, otis, you wear over-hauls baby... you're a tramp and you need a hair cut.

you still a tramp otis

Beavis and Butthead go Hopping the Rails

The far reaches of my contempt extend back toward a mere recollection. At the root of this recollection, a youthful vigor and a promising future in destitute was incarnated. As a young man at the apex of idealistic vision, like many of the true spirits of old, I imagined we were quite capable of just ( Read more... )