And don't forget to be rude to cocktail waitresses =)

AnarchistPoet9: my favourite television characters include Archie Bunker and bender ( Read more... )

Sowebo festival was all right, punks picnic (aka hippie picnic) was lame but I didn't get arrested. Show was good though I should have drank vodka, beer makes me sleepy. ak47's are for people that know the second ammendment has nothing to do with game sporting ( Read more... )

How to speak baltimore (aka baldimor', bawlmur, balamer)
(1) I gotta get a drink-a wooder at da lahberry ( Read more... )

welp, I finally finished scrubbin' down that old fuckin' bitches walls.. only took us 14 hours. all that work so she can fuckin' come home and die. whatever, I made some cash. .. and washin' off layers upon layers of filth that has accumulated in 20 years of neglect has inspired me to become a banker ( Read more... )

day 5 without alcohol, and I can't seem to stop twitchin' and tremoring, and I don't know what the fuck it's from 'cos the physical withdrawals should be over from my last binge ( Read more... )

Luckily for me, everytime I fail to meet my initial plans, things go a lot better.

Thank goodness the hobo gods know I'm stupid, 'cos I sure don't.

cheers guys,

As some of you might have heard, a 52 year old baltimore city resident was brutally attacked and murdered by police officers in my favourite place in the world-- Central Booking! The prisoner was attempting to physically prevent himself from going into the cell, which invoked a mass dissemination of violence by the police, who beat, literally beat ( Read more... )

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...that my head would explode if I even had the slightest idea of what I was talking about.

"--She sits beside her mirror, the gracelessness of the evening causing her to succumb to the delirium that peered intently back at her from the shattered prisms that lay beneath her, every wink in every reflection unfolding a plethora of regrets. She ( Read more... )

Great weekend! I fell asleep at the kegger. People are givin' me a lot of shit about my distilling alcohol workshop for the picnic in may. "people are just gonna get hurt.. that's a stupid idea.. it's illegal..." whaaaa whaa whaa ( Read more... )