I got a fish ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt I was in a strange house. I stepped down the stairs into the wood paneled basement. Oh...she was there too, but now that I think back I can't remember who she was. You cut her deep in the chest and threw her into the closet to die. I don't recall being afraid. That girl with long black hair floated down the stairs and the two of ( Read more... )

Last night I was waiting for the 239 bus on the snowy sidewalks of park royal. I happened to look up as the 250 vancouver bus stopped there and I WAS SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT. No. Seriously, there was a girl sitting in the back of this bus and she looked EXACTLY like me. Her hair was even the same colour. I'm freaked out alright? I have an evil ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that you were over, and I was looking through a book of photos that you'd put together. You had to leave, and we were standing by the front door. I hesitated. "Can I borrow this?" I said, "It won't take me long to finish looking through it, and I'll take really good care of it ( Read more... )

"Yeah, I used to babysit you and all you and your brother ever wanted to do was watch Return of the Jedi, over and over again."

Um, hi, that's still all I want to do. Who has a VHS player and also wants to watch Return of the Jedi with me??

Last night I dreamt that I was pouring sea monkeys back and forth between two containers (you're supposed to do this, to oxygenate them). The "Queen Sea Monkey" suddenly turned into a small, furry and very poisonous spider, much like a mini sized tarantula. She threw a sticky thread around my finger and then started to crawl up towards my hand. I ( Read more... )

things might happen. i'm excited.

Maybe if I stare at the internet long enough it will do a trick.

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the bathroom at work....

....smells strongly of maple syrup.