Guess what? At least half of next spring's foals should be mine. I bet you won't be able to tell which.

--ooo!

*chases own tail until falls over, hooves windmilling in the air*

Whee, Arda's spinning!!!

*flees helter-skelter regardless of walls and other such minor inconveniences (to the living)* THEEEEOOOODEEEEENNNNN!!!

*lips Theoden's hair, snorts noisily in said ex-owner's rather pronounced cleavage*

There's something different about you. Don't tell me, I'll figure it out...

In the meantime, feed me you bastard.

I DIED??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?

bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored I can't find any mares. :( Maybe I should get a human form. With thumbs. Everyone ELSE has one--

--ooo, butterfly!

*dashes off*

questquestquestquestquest

*skids to a halt at the seaside*

Um...I just forgot why I'm here. Hmm.

*has a good roll in the sand then starts grazing saltgrass*

I'm sure I'll remember eventually. Oooh, seaweed! Rubbery

*grazes*
*grazes*
*graz--*

???

*tosses head up*
*chuffs, tasting the breeze*

O.O !!!!!!

*bolts for the White City*
*suddenly remembers that he's already dead*
*skids to a halt*

...

*trots warily back, sidling and snorting threateningly*

...then that means...

O.O

*sidlesidleprancebannernibblenibble*

Heeeeeeey baby.

Hang on, hang on, hang on a mo'. Something smells familiar here.

*sniffs your ridiculous hair then snuffles energetically all the way down to pause, snorting, over your stomach*

Heeeeeey! Whoa! That's mine! I don't remember fucking YOU!

I was in the moooovie. I was in the moooovie. I was in the moooovie. I was in the moooovie. I was in the moooovie. I was in the moooovie. I was in the moooovie.

At least, I'm pretty sure that was me.

...

What was I saying, again? Ooo! Grass!