i really really like this one...

my crush studies psychology and obviously she's bloody good at it ( Read more... )

my crush made me cry. oh no, not just a little bit. we're talking weeping for over an hour and turned me into some sort of wreck.

of the most uncool things i've done, that rates pretty highly up there.

i've survived two days of living with my parents and my sister ( Read more... )

..That I got some new ink?

XD

i am so totally crushing on Katie Couric right now.

ok ( Read more... )

"You're a lesbian?  ...But you're pretty!  I don't understand!"
"Erm..."
"I DON"T UNDERSTAND!!!"

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The phone call.
10 mins of me being told to listen and her apologizing for everything.

me:  i wish i wasn't drunk right now
her:  i wish i was.

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this morning (in between the 7 minutes of my alarm snooze break) i dreamt that i was petting my cat which was in a paper bag when it's left eye started bleeding. then an enormous worm the lenght of my cat started to fight it's way out. all the while, my cat was looking nonchalantly at me, bleeding all over the paper bad it was in and i was ( Read more... )