i'm watching a programme on birthing.
they just showed how they used forceps to take out a baby.
conclusions:
1) oh my fucking god ow.
2) my mum is some sort of superhero

why is it that with all the hot ones, talking to them is like drawing blood from a fucking stone?

Kate has joined Facebook.
Hell has indeed frozen over and we shall all repent.

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"ace bandages are evil". discuss.

taking the one i had on for a good chunk of sunday ripped up half my torso. ouch. the pain of drag.

Google, once my friend, has become the enemy ( Read more... )

i'm too tired for this. too tired.

i've moved to somewhere else in london for my last 2 months here ( Read more... )

the 8am wake up call after drinking too much the night before with sarahpants was not welcome ( Read more... )

"i think we can get you pills because i think it will be hilarious to see. now wake up and get on a train"

thanks nick. love you too

happy pride (again)!

blog blog blogging away in the reception of a hostel with an internet connection that's down. wah. superlame. what isn't lame i'm totally overhearing the receptionist who has an american accent with a danish intonation and a great arse. if she wasn't so nice to me i don't think i'd care. hmmm who am i kidding? god i wish i wasn't so gay ( Read more... )