Good lord, The Lake House is a bad film. If only time were their only foe, but they also have to overcome the fact that they're both total dumbasses. Also, why anybody puts their leading man in a polo neck, ever, is completely beyond me. Besides, I probably shouldn't watch things which romanticise non-verbal relationships. It only encourages me ( Read more... )

As of yesterday at 5, they no longer have anything to teach me. This is the first time since I was 4 that I've had no classes to go to. I feel so utterly lost, but in a nice way. Bizarrely, the most disconcerting thing is that nobody's structuring my reading. I had to stave off the terror by just doing some revision. Maybe I'm destined for a life ( Read more... )

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...which at the moment is less than conducive to the writing of my final essay ever. This is my last piece of homework after 11 years. And I'm trying to slip in a reference to aural sex. No, I did spell that properly. It's that kind of sex. It's that kind of course...we're so bored of men-dressing-as-women-dressing-as-men-attracted-to-women-dressed ( Read more... )

( A year in 12 sentences )

To elaborate, I am still alive and well. Thought that if I were going to return to this, which is dubious, then I should at least put in an appearance of more than one line. Sadly, the only thing I have to gripe about (obviously the only point of anybody's online anything is to bitch) is Leona off X Factor. Why God gives talent to annoying people ( Read more... )

Hello. I am still alive.

Being in town on your own is weird. Or maybe it's just me. But I always feel a little more like a crazy bag lady when I buy a coffee on my own and read a book. Which is basically all I wanted to do today - get out of the house without actually having to spend too much money. And Oklahoma seems rather welcoming of the bag lady type, providing they' ( Read more... )

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Stolen from Matt, this is entirely worth doing.