"Det var jag som pruttade."
"Ok."
"Man kunde inte höra den?"
"Nä."
"Och inte lukta den heller." [sniff sniff] "För den var så liten."
"Mm. Va fint."

k. - Is a whale a fish ( Read more... )

Yesterday me and EW Sloth played a new game, called Say that word. I said "Can you say [a word]" and he repeated the word ( Read more... )

EW Sloth as good as asleep.

In wanders miaowling cat.

Up pops laughing bouncy Sloth and throws toy out of cot.

Cat purrs.

No food for that cat today.

Little k. is currently running around the house singing "I need a poo" to the tunes of Happy Birthday.

The very considerate daddy has just helped her to the toilet. Nothing's happening.
p23 Do you need to poo then?
l k. No.
p23 Ooookey.

I'm staying in bed.

k. making tea in the kitchen. little k. watches intently.

little k. Mamma, mamma, jag vill också ha väska i min te.
k. Öhm. Va?
little k. Jag vill ha väska i min te.
k. Öhm. Väska?
little k. Ja.
k. Looks at what she's currently doing Tepåse? Vill du ha tepåse i ditt te?
little k. Ja.
k. Påse, tea bag, är det tea bag du menar?
little k. Ja.
k.

I just came downstairs to find little k. singing Allan Edwall's Vaggvisa to E.W. Sloth while he was trying to sleep in his pram.

For those of you not familiar with this prime Swedish lullaby, the two first verses are roughly

Sleep my little heart ( Read more... )

If I hadn't been there, I'd've been convinced there was a switcharoo at the hospital.

12 months down the line, not only is he a dedicated veggie - he also hates cheese.

No son of mine etc. etc.

At MonkeyMusic today, we looked at pictures of baby animals.

Little k. was admittedly the oldest in her class, but still. She's only 2 1/2 after all.
So, in the following conversation, picture 5 silent children - and little k...

Teacher Everyone, do you know what animal this is?
little k. It's a pig!
Teacher That's right. But it's a baby pig. Do ( Read more... )

- LITTLE k. HUSH NOW AND GO TO SLEEP I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER BEEP FROM YOU!
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- beeep