MEME: How's Your Sex Life?

[snurri]

via wordweaverlynn:

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"Alas! my own hand feels as light as a feather," he thought, but he said nothing.

- The Return of the King, J.R.R. Tolkien

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Comments

[mastadge]

"Garrels and colleagues' further revelatory insight was to recognize that the natural cycling of sulfur through the oceans, atmosphere, and crust by chemical and biological processes adds oxygen to, and removes it from, our atmosphere."

-The Emerald Planet, David Beerling

Second closest:

"1. Boys Don't Cry"

--Guyland, Michael Kimmel

[livia_llewellyn]

"Impossibly Easy."

- Betty Crocker's Bisquick Impossibly Easy Pies Cookbook

FYI, it is true. I am as easy as a goddamn pie.

[snurri]

I thought pie was hard?

[jesseh]

"An apple, halved, is divided into sections, but an apple is composed of seeds, flesh, and skin."

- The Elements of Style

A metaphor, I guess?

[tim_pratt]

"That's if they don't shoot their own nose off by mistake."
--Kim Newman, Professor Moriarty: The Hound of the D'Urbervilles

Yeah, that's always a concern.

[gregvaneekhout]

"To the south, a steeply-sloping ridgeback connected the plug to the equally sloping ramparts of the Weissspitze."
--Where Eagles Dare, Alistair MacLean

Heh, heh. Plug.