MEME: How's Your Sex Life?

[snurri]

via wordweaverlynn:

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"Alas! my own hand feels as light as a feather," he thought, but he said nothing.

- The Return of the King, J.R.R. Tolkien

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Comments

[samhenderson]

Lutheran Book of Worship: "O Come, all Ye Faithful." HA!

[mythusmage]

"I started in the underpalace, which had so often been a haven for me in the old days, and discovered that it had indeed been entirely abandoned."

N. K. Jemison, The Kingdom of Gods.

You were saying? :)

[dxmachina]

"Doesn't that thing have a tiny shining object in one of its tentacles?" - Philip Jose Farmer writing as Harry Manders, "The Problem of the Sore Bridge-Among Others" in Sherlock Holmes Through Time and Space

Tentacles?!?

[dxmachina]

That book was actually second closest. The closest was a flight simulator manual with a diagram of a nose up attitude at the top of page 45.

[snurri]

Ha!!

[cmattg]

"He paused beside a pillar, beside the tomb of a long-dead Stark"

-Game of Thrones

[bondgwendabond]

Jonathan Carroll has failed me.

[snurri]

He's a tease.