sorry its been so long since the last brittany and amy love poem, here are two to make up for it. also they are dedicated to charlie eppley ( Read more... )

spanish brittany and amy love poetry, yo creo te le gusteria

me gusteria dos mujeritas-
las llaman Brittany y Amy-
yo les quiero aqui, ahora-
dos semanas es mucho tiempo
sin mis amores, mis mundos-
vamos a la cama
por
favor

New Amy and Brittany filthy love limerick:

These biddies called Brittany and Amy
on Fridays would tend to get gamey
my God did they smell
on up to high hell
but I wish they'd come over and bang me

Since its inception 3 short weeks ago, Amy and Brittany Love Poetry has reached a readership of over 3 million people, been translated into 43 languages, and is rumored to have won an Oscar last night ( Read more... )

some small thing, some ( Read more... )

A poem

O to be sandwiched
between such ladies
on a sultry day
as this one, counting
beads of lip sweat,
counting our moments
together.

Please enjoy weekly Amy and Brittany love poetry for the remainder of the time that I still think this is funny/remember to write it.

"When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in a bad condition at that particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is 'So it goes ( Read more... )

Man, you should have seen the sparkle in Cathcart's eye when she translated those letters from their original German.

Born in the U.S.A was a crossword clue yesterday. It's not a sign, I still hate Bruce Springsteen.

LETTER OF RESPONSIBILITY ( Read more... )