...so this one time, in prison,...

[so_it_goes227]

jailbirds, guys, jailbirds. as if i hadnt hinted enough.

the short of it; my unquenchable lust for hurling two tons of steel through space at speeds not quite approved by The State Of Ohio has given it no choice at all but to lock my fast ass up for three days. no joke. im going to jail. for speeding tickets. ri god damn dick ulous. the

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[katzebot]

In everyones defense but your own, that was THE WORST JOKE EVER.
I think you need a few more days in the pen just for using it.

In fact, I don't even know if "in the pen" is what people ever say about refering to jail. Regardless, I hope you at least make a few new "friends" while you're there.

I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE FREAKING GOING TO JAIL, JOEL. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

[denizen_of_joy]

Don't get man raped please.

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[trees_that_fall]

kate102085, Joel IM her