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May 05, 2010 09:33

[Something is rather off about the speaker's voice, but it's hard to say exactly what]
Hello, dears.  I am Hexadecimal, The Queen of Chaos! I am your one and only Technology Mistress. So should any of you have difficulties with various bits of technology, by all means, please come and see me! I'd love to help you take it apart. [Evil sounding ( Read more... )

virushex, hex is a crazy lady, friendly offering, intro

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[Hex|Hard to Hack] fallingjunkyard May 5 2010, 14:30:56 UTC
Wonderful introduction there, my lady. Who gave you the title?

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[Joshua|Hard to Hack] so_many_moods May 5 2010, 14:36:18 UTC
..I have always been the Queen of Chaos. It is my primary function. And yours?

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[Hex|Hard to Hack] fallingjunkyard May 5 2010, 14:57:13 UTC
Most people don't have 'primary functions'. They tend to be like sheep, following what everyone else does.

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[Joshua|Hard to Hack] so_many_moods May 5 2010, 14:59:37 UTC
And this is what you do? Oh dear, how awfully dull. But then I really don't know what you flesh-types do. I don't have much experience with them, you know.

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so_many_moods May 5 2010, 15:01:14 UTC
Really? How delightful! Why don't you bring it to my room and I'll see what I can do! [Metallic 'shiinck' of something sounding suspiciously like claws being unsheathed]

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so_many_moods May 5 2010, 15:17:47 UTC
Likewise, dear. I'll see you a little later, then. [A small 'whirr' noise can be heard, then]

Scuzzy! That's not a nice thing to say about our Quartermaster, and his sexual orientation is none of your business, I'm sure. ...oops.. this thing is still on. How tragic!

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[Filtered to the Convoy | Text | Unhackable] pink_is_best May 5 2010, 17:18:24 UTC
And that's why I won't need your help.

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Re: [Filtered to the Convoy | Text | Unhackable] so_many_moods May 5 2010, 18:23:22 UTC
What is why, dear?

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[Filtered to the Convoy | Text | Unhackable] pink_is_best May 6 2010, 19:14:09 UTC
You don't necessarily have to take tech apart to fix it.

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[Filtered to the Convoy | Text | Unhackable] so_many_moods May 7 2010, 13:20:40 UTC
Well of course not! Whoever said you did? Sometimes all it needs is a little... infection.

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heiroflight May 5 2010, 18:05:25 UTC
Sounds like a fun time!

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so_many_moods May 5 2010, 18:24:20 UTC
Oh yes! Though I don't think you'll need my help much. You also know your way around technology, if I'm not mistaken.

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heiroflight May 6 2010, 06:57:55 UTC
Mostly the newer stuff, but yeah I do, Hex.

...Don't scare the new members, please.

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so_many_moods May 6 2010, 13:27:18 UTC
Aww... but they're screaming out to be frightened! Besides, it might be a good experience for them, as I'm sure I can be scarier than anything they'll meet on our missions. [Wicked laughter]

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myfriendkeith May 5 2010, 21:25:43 UTC
Uh, hi there, um, ma'am...

M'names Ellis1 I'm one of the Mechanics on board. I guess you an' I are bound t'cross paths sooner or later!

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so_many_moods May 6 2010, 13:28:01 UTC
A pleasure to meet you! Would you like some tea?

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myfriendkeith May 6 2010, 20:31:35 UTC
Well, sure! I mean, I ain't never been much of a tea drinker, but... Well, I ain't gonna turn down an offer!

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[voice] so_many_moods May 7 2010, 13:24:55 UTC
[Voice has a greatly angered tone] HOW DARE YOU?! YOU DON'T DRINK TEA?!!

[Beat, then, pleasantly:] How Marvelous! [clicking sound of porcelain on wood] And do you like biscuits?

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