[There is a lot of clicking and whirring in the background.]

Do stop worrying, Scuzzy! This will be absolutely MARVELOUS. I've never Infected the entire network before! There is so much information to gather!

[Clicks of distress]
...No, dear. I have no idea what will happen! Isn't it exciting?!

[There is the sound of metal on metal, and then ( Read more... )

[The following is announced through the Convoy’s PA system, which a certain Chaos Virus has taken the liberty of hacking into.]

Hello dear Crewmates! Some of you may have noticed I’ve been dreadfully quiet for a while now.

I'm so excited to tell you why ( Read more... )

[Hex's voice is blunt, to the point, and extremely amused.]

I believe you owe me a tea party, dear. I'd almost forgotten, but Scuzzy reminded me!

[Beeps and whistles in the background from the robot-cat]

[OOC:This post is backdated to before the cooking contest starts, but after the second round of fighting is over]

[Hex's voice is extremely excited. Apparently, she does not care she lost her fight] I feel so alive! That was sooo invigorating! Such a pity that the competition only comes around every seven years. So very sad ( Read more... )

[You can hear the amusement in Hex's voice... but it does hold a hint of... respect ( Read more... )

I really don't see what all the fuss is about. These 'shadow' creatures are quite adorable, and they certainly don't seem very threatening.

[Sounds of Hex picking up one of said shadows and petting it happily. ]

I think I'll call this one 'Bob'...

[Hex's voice is extremely weak and much more subdued than normal, barely a whisper]

...ehhh? hmmm?..... I've been... offline? [a beat]

..That. Was. Glooorious! I must try it again sometime!

[Begins to laugh crazily] Eehahaha-- Owww..

What is--?

[Terrified]
No! Not you! Ahhhhh! [trails off. A long moment passes]

[different voice, much ( Read more... )

[Various clanking sounds heard throughout, and well as the clink! of teacups on metal.]

[Hex's voice is waay to happy for comfort]

I think I shall have a tea party for those of us left on the ship while everyone else is at the party!

If you'd like to join me, please do!

[Beeping and clicking noises]

Hmm? Oh, yes of course, Scuzzy! You're invited, too!

[ ( Read more... )

[Something is rather off about the speaker's voice, but it's hard to say exactly what]
Hello, dears.  I am Hexadecimal, The Queen of Chaos! I am your one and only Technology Mistress. So should any of you have difficulties with various bits of technology, by all means, please come and see me! I'd love to help you take it apart. [Evil sounding ( Read more... )

( You have no idea of the power you tamper with. )