I was just cleaning out my closet and found 3 two year old coconuts in mint shape. That's fucking hilarious and gross.
Last night I had a dream that I was Adam Sandler and I asked this like 23 year old blonde substitute teacher to marry me and gave her this fucking awful ring, she said yes. But I eventually warped back into myself, thus we were
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I love having vivid dreams.
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and I felt REALLY uneasy when I woke up, knowing I left my lesbian lover behind. It was funny.
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