My new theory is: no self respecting girl should have anything to do with a guy that is way into cats. Guys should like dogs best- end of story. Debate me if you want, but I won't change my mind.

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Today I was pulled over and ticketed by a bike cop

I said "great, another reason to hate my life"
my sister said "only you"

why me, God?

REST IN PEACE

Kurt Vonnegut
November 11th 1922 - April 11th 2007

TipTonGrove (3:44:47 PM): i'm starting to think that i just happen to be one of those people who are made to be alone haha ( Read more... )

You & Your Aquarius
Do ... become comfortable talking about a wide variety of different topics. Your Aquarius will have something to add on every topic, and they will surprise and delight you with their eclectic mind ( Read more... )

My sister got skunked last night. Ha!

My cat, Gangster, got hit my a car this morning. My sister was carrying the cat out to her car so she coule take her to the vet to get the staples removed from when she had been fixed recently. The door to the cat carrier that Kelly had her in broke open when the case was half way into my sister's car and Gangster ran out into the road, and right ( Read more... )

I got a new cell phone!! 413-364-7668. Call it, bitches.

Today at work a customer accused me of being racist all because I couldn't let her use a coupon. It was insulting, and unnecessary. But, it did give me reason to make hilarious jokes for the rest of the afternoon such as "excuse me while I get my white hood" and "at least while I'm tasking I don't have the opportunity to commit hate crimes". Black ( Read more... )