a sad discovery

[socalmamma]

so i'm walking down to the hair salon because i have an eyebrow waxing appointment (finally i went, damn its been forever). and then i look into the store windows as im walking by and i see my reflection. and i realize that my ass is HUGE. seriously, i knew i had a big butt, but does it always look like that when im walking? it just looked like

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[lyn_zee]

haha...it runs in the name and although our lives are finally going in different directions, well always be connected in some way.

haha

[socalmamma]

haha, so true...but i'm glad to be connected to you, even if it does mean having a big ass.

[infatuated718]

nooo way.. ur ass is not huge!!!! one day u and i r going to go out and ill show u someone who has a big ass lol.. trust me u dont.. i love u!!

thanks

[socalmamma]

thanks gina. i want to see who has a big ass, please show me so that i feel better about myself. thanks a lot, i love you too!

calm down, your butt is fine.

[heatherlindsay]

those store windows are a conspiracy, tampered with so that upon looking in them, one's reflection is magnified and distorted. they are meant to lower the self-image of vulnerable, impressionable teenage girls and ultimately lead them to become undernourished, overexercised, miserable, bitter young women. so don't look in the windows next time, it'll only bring you pain. cheers!

Re: calm down, your butt is fine.

[socalmamma]

now i feel stupid. thanks heather for making me feel like a dumb teenager...damn i cant believe i fell into that trap. it's like those mirrors in stores that make u look bigger or smaller than you really are and then u buy the clothes. then you go home to a real mirror and realize that the things you bought looks horrible on you. yea thats not my idea of fun.

Your butt isn't big, but your vagina is HUGE!

[anonymous]

I would know.