Ok, I'm finally over my drug addiction to the drug known as "Charlie Sheen". it only took a dozen or so interviews, internet videos, and Twitter messages before I've ODed. Only losers OD btw. Loeers and trolls.

And I'm a winner!

Update: Here's a quote from Mr. Sheen himself on how he doesn't OD.
"No, that's for Amateurs. COME ON ( Read more... )

but he could if he wanted to...because he has tiger's blood and Adonis DNA. And that makes him a (wait for it)...winner ( Read more... )

In lieu of a real post, a new medication that I'm starting reads "For external use only. Not for Opthalmic, oral, or intervaginal use."

The whole reason for this post is so I can use THAT word in a sentence (even though it's not of my making).

INTERVAGINAL.

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You know it's bad, if I am actually blogging.
You know it's bad if I am actually blogging from my phone.
You know it's bad, if I am actually blogging from my phone in a PARKING LOT.
Yes, really.

I just need to vent. I'll post about surgery and my extended hospital stay and my addiction to prescription pain DRUGS some other time...probably maybe ( Read more... )

This week is going to be the week of HELL. Not only am I supposed to have back surgery on Wednesday, but I'm on call ALL week for Jury Duty!!!1 ( Read more... )

it's offical. I'm going under the knife for back surgery just before xmas.
Happy Holidays, y`all.

Happy Birthday to me. I haven't been blogging lately, but it's not because I'm too old.

Hell, I've been too old to blog since I escaped my teenage girl years.

As impersonal as Facebook is, I'm actually cheered that at least half of my friends people on my friend's list have taken the time to post "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". And, some have even ( Read more... )

I regularly am pleasantly surprised to see friends on TV (and sometimes in movies) mainly in commercials (or as a cop in tons of shows). It's particularly weird when it's a show that I normally watch and have no idea that the acquaintance is going to appear ( Read more... )

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This is probably the laziest I've been in choosing a song lyric for a title.

Jamba Juice (mmmm smoothies) has been running a commercial (here).

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It appears to be touting the new Cheeseburger Chill, a smoothie that is apparently what the name implies, a cheeseburger, blended into a liquid smoothie ( Read more... )