PS My apologies for the Coldplay song title. I promise that that is the ONLY song of theirs that I like.

Anti-semitism reigns.

This is WHY I am single.

FYI: In one of my photos on Tinder, I posed as Santa with little minority children.  See, I figure that this showed 1. I am not racist and 2. I will appeal to women with children.


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This is an obligatory post to brag shamefully admit that I am still blogging in 2015. And I'm already lying here as it's not even New Years Day (but all of my titles have to be song titles or lyrics in case you haven't noticed the theme ( Read more... )

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But we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy crazy
Sorry, now, I have that song stuck in my head....anyway, I have DRAMA. Look, I'm being fancy And, apparently, my ADD/ADHD (if you believe in such things) is worse than ever.

Some time last year, I met a lady female and she's a lawyer (for now) .....and that's what us writers call ( Read more... )

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For the first time in years, I'm considering doing something tonight just for a blog entry.....*sigh*

Who votes that I go see MC Hammer tonight?

I've been AWOL from LJ for so long that I forgot how to operate it. Apparently, I posted this as "private", so nobody had the displeasure of reading seeing it on their way to other posts ( Read more... )

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These irresistible, oversized discs of delight are as close to homemade as you can get from a store-bought cookie. The secret? They're made with real, just like mom would use ingredients such as rich, creamy butter and tons of chocolate chips. There are no added preservatives nor artificial flavors.- resulting in an over-the-top, melt in ( Read more... )

As a pioneer of new media and technology, I have done the unthinkable. I have taken to Twitter. Yes, this is the same medium that I despise for giving narcissistic, BORING, assholes, a podium to share their EVERY useless thought. Even worse, some use it to contact (and ass kiss) celebrities ( Read more... )