Comments | socialrecluse: An Idle American's Rant

socialrecluse

An Idle American's Rant

Feb 23, 2005 23:06

I was reading downstairs while my parents watched American Idol, and let me tell you that it’s the most putrid piece of “entertainment” that I’ve ever had the displeasure of catching a whiff of. You ever drive by a landfill? Well, if you’ve ever stopped your car, gotten out of it, and proceeded to swallow 10 pounds of garbage from said landfill, ( Read more... )

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You're Fired! gummivenus February 24 2005, 05:48:15 UTC

Oh my god, Patrick updated his livejournal for the first time since the Carter administration...

I'm sorry, but I can no longer respect you after you've so viciously attacked the network that brought us "The Littlest Groom." What's next ; a scathing review of "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids" ?

Re: You're Fired! socialrecluse February 25 2005, 14:59:36 UTC

Please tell me "The Littlest Groom" is an actual show; I will forgive Fox if it is. It sounds great.

Re: You're Fired! gummivenus February 25 2005, 16:52:59 UTC

Yeah, they just as accurately could have called it "Who Wants to Marry a Midget?"

...It wasn't as drawn out as the other bachelor-type reality shows (it was shorter.. heh heh) ...I only watched it for its lurid midget content. Basically, a midget groom went out on dates with midget girls + eliminated some of them every once in awhile...

Then they threw in REGULAR SIZED ladies, and all hell broke loose. Some may want to call it 'midgetsploitation', but those people are gay and un-american, so they don't matter.

pecosita February 25 2005, 12:42:43 UTC

wait- you still know how to use the internet????
call me, kid!

socialrecluse February 25 2005, 15:00:12 UTC

I'm using the...in-ter-net?