"Gaylord Silly" should've been my name.
And, yup, that is a real name.
He's an athlete and..
So are...
Fanny Chmelar (pronounced "smeller")
Dick Trickle
Misty Hyman (I know a Rabbi Hyman)
Rusty Kuntz
Jean Condom
Argelico Fucks
Mardy Fish
Tokyo Sexwale
I'm so glad I don't have to say any of these on telly
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