need. antibooze. can't. puke. enough. wish. i. was. alone. moms gonna kill me

Summer is being really terrible for my skin. Even though I work out, and I think that and the weight loss has made my testosterone levels go down...even though I eat healthier...my skin is worse. Why? because I get any sort of sun exposure, and I tan, and my acne scars tan too. And, I sweat more, and apparently my pores cannot handle sweating.

My favorite part about using a menstrual cup is that I don't have to worry about peeing on my tampons/tampon string. I feel so clean and freeee. This all worked out optimally. I got really lucky my first try.

As mentioned in my TQC post the other day, I ripped off the bumper of my mom's car backing out of the garage. 2 seconds and nearly a grand worth of damage. ( Ugh, I just want to put this all behind me. )

It's so hard to try to not seem as desperate as I am.

Fuck, Folgers is potent stuff. I couldn't have had more than 8 oz and here I am all amped up.

I don't know if I'm going to throw up or not. I really hope not.

Apparently, I left a chapstick tube in the laundry during a wash and dry cycle. I was just taking the clothes out of the dryer when I found the tube. COMPLETELY EMPTY. I don't think there was a lot of damage though. I see some little grease stains. And I don't give enough of a shit even to wash the clothes again. ha.

You ever fart so hard it's actually painful? I just experienced this for the first time a few minutes ago ( Read more... )

Oh I could go for a good flagellation right about now. Fucking guilt.