oh this is why i don't drink beer, the next day tiny bubbles like daggers attack my intestines

I hate it when I go to a Great Khan's and it doesn't have tofu. Fuck that shit.

I am currently going through a "scared of girls" period. Well, I'm always scared of people, and girls especially. BUT...at the moment, I am going through a cycle of writing, erasing, and rewriting dating site profiles, of avoiding messaging people, and messaging them. And for the past few months, I've given up before getting to the first date stage ( Read more... )

It's like a fever breaking. Whenever I have the infrequent sensation of wishing so hard for someone to be be with me, as a friend, or lover, all sorts of relationships...then I think about the only real alternative, which is humoring me, or staying with me and suffering. And then I'm grateful that isn't happening. and i calm down.

Too mellow? Life too boring? Just brew a nice-sized cup of delicious rich Folgers Coffee. Then wait until your anxieties become amplified and your body subtly turns up that fight or flight response. Improve your Saturday night alone in front of the computer by inducing a physiological and psychological state akin to that which occurs during a game ( Read more... )

I wonder if Robitussin actually does anything.

"don't cough don't cough don't cough don't cough don't cough" *COUGH*

approximately 45 second intervals

i think it's just a flu. a very annoying one though.

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Low self esteem isn't cute. Why do I have such amnesia regarding this?

DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING SUGGEST BEER LEMONADE TO ME, COMMERCIAL.That is a terrrible idea, under the best of circumstances.