sometimes I think about giving up on the path I'm on, getting the signature of 'Xavier Roberts' tattooed in green ink on my left butt cheek, and making a career of being a life-sized cabbage patch kid

happy birthday Dubya!

-- "Meli, you're baby-bear porridge." -Ryan
::super confused look on my face::
-- "Just right." -Ryan

And you won't make me jealous if I hear that they sweetened your night:
We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right,
We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right.

the heat is so great
it plays tricks with the eye
it turns the road to water
and then from water to sky
and there's a crack in the concrete floor
and it starts at the sink
there's a bathroom in a gas station
and I've locked myself in it to think

happy 20th birthday Abby Smith

I see you and I'm so perplexed
what was I thinking
what will I think of next
where can I hide
in the back room there's a lamp
that hangs over the pool table
and when the fan is on it swings
gently side to side
there's a changing constellation
of balls as we are playing
I see orion and say nothing
the only thing I can think of saying

is fuck you

spent the majority of my day yesterday in the hospital hooked up to an IV because I couldn't keep any food or drink down yesterday but I am feeling much better today and I think I might actually be able to eat solid food again...hopefully ( Read more... )

so apparently I'm a lamb

it seems to me that every time they repave a major street in Buffalo they tend to move the sewer covers a few inches so as to strategically place them right where your car tires go if you are driving properly in the lane I think it is some weird conspiracy between the town and the car mechanics to make more money