-"Women always say that they have a headache so they don't have to have sex."
-"They should just say, 'I don't want to sleep with you, you're miserable in bed.'"

do children fall out of bed so often because they don't understand the dimensions of their bed while they are sleeping or does gravity just effect them a bit differently and naturally pull them to the lowest possible point kind of like water

and I can't find my fucking crayons

details that are so subtle they still amaze me by creating blissful moments while I am simply sitting in my car at a traffic light amid a breezy wintry night my cheeks still cold from the walk down the driveway and the five minutes it took to brush my car off but the windows are rolled up and the heat is on max so I feel like I am warming myself by ( Read more... )

happy birthday Tyler and Gabe

blue skies are revealed by the movement of the clouds as beams of sun descend in chords to magnify the intensity of the colors nature juxtaposes for the purpose of leaving you in awe and it is brilliant but nothing so magical as to warrant perfection

watched the crimson sphere set into the ocean which is to the west of the land while on the east coast we reset the mile counter on the old country highway today's sun beats down on us the songs set the speed limit which knows what's up and we've smoked ourselves silent so instead of talking we stare out windows at dancers in schools and cornfields ( Read more... )