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Sensory roundup, uncategorized; 2010 ed.
Sandbox and kiddie pools, raspberry lemonade, wedding cake sno-cones w/cream, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Terminator Salvation, Florence & the Machine, Martina Topley-Bird, Victoria's Secret Parfum Intimes (Velvet), turkey sandwiches and 5 hr Energy from 7-11, various management courses, $2.99 panty parties, top 40 hits, Sofia rosewine -
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Don't even get me started.
Those so-called "flameless candles" are a direct affront to romance and hedonism. -
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THIS IS A PIVOTAL SCENE IN TERMINATOR 2. -
Sensory recap of October 2009
BOOKS:
The Hour I First Believed - Wally Lamb
Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides
The Red Leather Diary,
World War Z - Max Brooks
MOVIES:
Altered
Dutch
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Everything is Illuminated
Sleepwalkers
The Other Boleyn Girl
The Terminator
MST3K: Racket Girls
Thank You for Smoking
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Drag Me to Hell
Stranger Than Fiction
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"We just call him the cat-eating alien"
Was the total embodiment of the Red Aunts' song "Cooking, Cleaning, Crying," 'cept I wasn't crying, I was trying to make cheese sauce and when that failed I made breaded chicken, green beans, garlic toast, and broccoli and cheese rice. Then cleaned up after myself and others.
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BAN E WE
For some reason it cracks me up that James Spader was in the original Stargate. WTF?
What gives. Seriously, who gives a mathfuck about the statistical breakdown of my text message recipients?
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Oh, also:
Would it be too much to ask if I requested that one day out of every week would somehow play out like in a Stephen Chow movie? (Kung Fu Hustle, specifically) Including but not limited to:
- Jills
- if someone falls, their shoes somehow fly off their feet and up in the air about 15 feet
- people entering a room in groups of 3 or more are required to ( Read more... )
