Hi guys....I knoe this is a bit off-topic, but can you be raped by your husband? I only post this here because I know my fellow avril fans are well versed in the tactics of love.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/i_h8_labels/5644.html?view=40972

"About ten minutes into the show, I could feel my bowels moving slightly. I got up off the sofa chair, squatted slightly, and gave an experimental push... then another... and that was all it took. I could hear and feel a slight rumble and it only took roughly five seconds before I'd finished my "accident." It was surprisingly soft, and the fact ( Read more... )

The more you cry, the bigger my boner.

;)

Listen to your brain, it knows things.
You don't know half as much as you think.
Don't listen to your brain. It wants to kill you.
High-horned deer
survive in ireland longer than the bag-carrying.

Interesting but not proven.
Error by trial.
Fucking the value down to the last drop says I.

Mystic curse damned me for turning my back on what was ( Read more... )

I use sperm as a bargaining chip

"In this day and age
there is a stout need for
a new calib
er of people. life contin
ues to drag on endlessly and
only when confronted by the enemy will
the end justify the means. My God in the
heavens...I have seen the light...
and i no longer crave the husk of flesh."

-inoesekritz

In the begining God created all things great and small.
On the 7th day there was no rest.
Only sodomy.
And all the children of Godlyland cried to the heavens...
FOR THEIR LORD SCREAMED LIKE A STUCK PIG!

-inoutallabout

IN THE END THERE IS ONLY SODOMY.
I WILL KILL FOR THE CAUSE.
IN ALL THINGS THERE IS PINK.
EATEN CHEERLEADERS SERVE A HIGHER PURPOSE.
BAAL BE MERCIFUL IN HIS TWEEKING.

-cutkillpaste