And you wonder why the Asians are taking over the world?
       -comparing American and Asian students

The white guy gangs were too passive. They were always high.
       -on why white gangs were less violent in the 60s

I have shakey friends. These are the ones who lived. The others didn't do so well.
       -on his friends

With a name like Cecil, I ( Read more... )

So When I went to college I said "I don't want to be a dumb shit my whole life.
         -Dr. Dammer on the point of college

Everything liberal always happens first in California. It must be the sun beating down on everyone.
       -Dr. Dammer on California

I can look like an idiot on my own, I don't need your help.
       -Dr. Dammer on our class ( Read more... )

I'm sorry Dropkick, but Toby Keith is my new favorite live act. I went to the show with Joe, Sean, Krony, and Katie and it was a hell of a time. Joe and Sean left as big Toby Keith fans, and I left an even bigger fan. He played everything from How do you Like me Now to American Soldier and, of course, Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue. I can not ( Read more... )

Toby. Fucking. Keith. 
Amazing.
More on this later

Name:: Chris
Age:: 19 (but only until 8/5)
Height:: 6’2
Hair Color:: dark brown, pretty much black
Eye Color:: brown

School Life

What's your school's mascot?: Iggy the Wolf
School color(s)?: Purple and white
G.P.A.?: 2.975...
Who is your favorite teacher?: Dr. Karpiak
What do they teach?: Psychology
Is this your favorite class?: it damn better be, I’m a ( Read more... )

•  Well, I think so, Brain, but if they call people from Poland Poles, why don't they call people from Holland Holes?"
•  "I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"
•  "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels."
•  "Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber ( Read more... )

() Nacho Libre ( Read more... )

You Might Be A Democrat If ( Read more... )

Life as an Italian child...
(if it's bold it's true)

01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every
day for an entire year after a funeral.

02. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch
was pronounced "sangwich."

03. Your family dog understood Italian.

04. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting ( Read more... )

100 Useless Things about Me

1. I'm 6 foot 2 inches tall, though I have been measured anywhere from 5 foot 11 to 6 foot 3
2. For some unknown reason, no matter how much I eat, I don't fluctuate much from my weight of 225 lbs.
3. I'm from an afluent suburb in New Jersey
4. My family is definately more working class than afluent.
5. I'm also a redneck ( Read more... )