[Phone]

Hi! I'll be swimming in the park today! I'll try the pool later. It'll be lobsta fun if you can flounder on over there!

I'm thinking about hosting some EXCITING O-FISH-AL swim lessons soon too! Is anyone interested?

[Hi Mayfield. The weeping angels may be gone, but if you're passing through the park, you'll see a stranger sight. There ( Read more... )

[Hello Mayfield! Feferi as regained her troll body, which means there's a perfectly adorable girl with gray skin, orange horns, gills, AWESOME CHEEK FINS, and razor sharp teeth. Okay, so maybe not so perfectly adorable ( Read more... )

[It takes Feferi about 5 minutes to locate the telephone and pick it up. She gives it a good shake.]

Excuse me, but I think that I'm--- WHERE ARE THE HORRORTERRORS?!? YOU GLUBBING LANDGLUBBERS, THIS IS ALL WRONG. THIS IS NOT HOW DYING GLUBBING WORKS--- [Oh. Sorry about that. She gets a bit excited sometimes. She catches herself, and giggles. ( Read more... )