A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

I'm here, @ home, and chillin...little bit of illin....

gellan like MAgellan! Like a felon...want some melon?

WHAT THE HELL AM I ON?!?!?

jk guys.... but seriously, I'm on drugs...

It's COLLEEN'S BDAY!!!!!!! Did you remember ( Read more... )

"I'm Mr. Snow Foster, I'm Mr. Snow. I'm Mr. Snow Foster, I'm Mr. 100 below..."

THANK YOU MR. F!!!!

Erin Darling How i Missed you and your Erinness!!!!!!!!!!! I WUV YOU!!!

.....Mum says I can keep Adam because he brought me flowers yesterday.... ;)

*Twitterpaited!!!*

>---((><))---> OMG! You killed Kenny ( Read more... )

First and Foremost: I'm so glad to be back!! HUGE hugs are (and were today especially) needed and wanted and appreciated!! !!! !!!! I love ERIN ( Read more... )

Ni Hao!

Ni Hao Ma?

Ching Ping Il Yong Ku WA GA Fanton!!!!

Godzilla?

YES ERIN AND KERRY!!!!!! YES!! College bound and now...bring on the after-grad. parties!!!!!

Ok, help me out here:

Funniest Place to have sex...other than:

-A nursery
-A church
-A trampoline
-A rollercoaster
-A hall of mirrors

I "went to the Superbowl parade"

"SMART!"

- "You should get out of work on Friday so you can hang out with us..."

* "We could have more popcorn! Dude! I can't wait to get off on Friday!"

- "Wait, what?"

I QUIT THE LIBRARY ( Read more... )

Wow...that was SO fun...funner than i thought (if funner was a word)...!! It's a must do-again ( Read more... )