"Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill." -JH ( Read more... )

Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract ( Read more... )

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? -SW ( Read more... )

What is the deal with Lightning bugs? They serve no purpose...except they make everyone smile...so that's why they're here. To make everyone smile ( Read more... )

"Who put you up to this?" -Dr. Beaman

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night...

"Actually, Beverly, I should go.. One of my patients is being a real knob-job."

It's 5:28 ( Read more... )

A Palomino's a HORSE ( Read more... )

BOWLING YEA!!! Bowling with a mechanical baby? YEAAA ( Read more... )

The only thing that's more beautiful to hear than "Into the West" performed by WA's best...is when Erin sang at the Parish....i mean....godamn....

I get the mechanical baby this weekend!! NO SHAKING!!! Tomorrow's St.Patty's day!!!

"Your pants look great!"

"Thanks!.....Your Straight!"

???

...I dont get it!

And Mother Nature? Is obviously going through menopause and doesnt want anyone to do anything today but sit on their asses, clean, possibly watch a million movies, and chat online with other people who are doing the EXACT same thing....

DUBBYA TEE EFF!?!?!?!

THANKS MOMMY N!

I'll never get to see Headless Eyes!