I knew a blonde that was so dumb...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "AIRPORT LEFT" she turnd around and went home ( Read more... )

Like I said...5 in the AM

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Okay....where was I?

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that ( Read more... )

"Sometimes when a dog dies, you can only hope that a friend isn't far from touch ( Read more... )

So....I never thought this day would come...but it certainly has. I saw...a movie.... (Oh God I hope you're sitting down) that changed my life....it was...oh...WEDDING CRASHERS!!!!!! FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER!!! I'll spare you the details, alls i gotta say is: GO SEE IT!!! and tell me when you do, cuz im up for seeing it at LEAST 20 more times....oh yes ( Read more... )

EVERYONE!!
I HAVE A VERY URGENT AND IMPORTANT NEWS STORY! AND I NEED ALL OF YOU TO STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING LISTEN!!!!

Cannonball!!

jkjk.... Can I have all of your email addresses!?!?!? Pwetty Pweaaaase??

"Children and fools speak the truth." But children lie a lot...and that's why they get beat sometimes ( Read more... )

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches ( Read more... )

I just got back from Martha's Vineyard!!! It was so much fun ( Read more... )

Well uh, two days ago I got back from Pennsylvania for my cousin Amanda's GRADUATION PARTY! It was pretty much awesome because, well, I'm not gonna lie....I love Amish. They are the funniest people in the world ( Read more... )