Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon ( Read more... )

OH. MY. GAWD. I can't say "God" anymore because I have gone down to my local campus catholic church and i have become....a Eucharistic Minister!! THATS RIGHT!! I'm the person that feeds the people the Jesus Crackers...Christ Chex if you will. It is by far the funniest move I think I've ever done in my whole life!!! Not only is the priest here new ( Read more... )

Yada Yada Yada ( Read more... )

Okay everyone! You can sleep well tonight! I've watched/heard/seen/laughed at every Dane Cook CD and DVD out there... I KNOW about the Shit on the Coats Jokes....and the Kool Aid jokes, and the WHERES THE VAN!? Jokes ( Read more... )

"Hello, my name's Michelle, but all my friends call me Mickey, so you can call me Mickey ( Read more... )

Weeeeeellllllllllllllp ( Read more... )

I go to college Sept 4. Am I the LAST one in all of Westford to go to college?!?!?! Everyone will have a one-up on me! EEEeeeeEEEEeeP!!

Can someone explain to me how to get a pic of yourself smaller so it fits on THEFACEBOOK??????

Veja Du: The feeling that you've never done this before ( Read more... )

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (Who gives the best reason ( Read more... )

Remember that day/night it rained REALLY REALY hard ( Read more... )