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soggycrouton

The Satire I wrote for Etkins

May 18, 2004 21:01

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chesca06 May 19 2004, 22:15:48 UTC

hey, i just read your satire and i thought it was really, really good. you captured everything, from all points of view and it was just all around true. if there's one thing i hate, it's people hating other people and being stereotypical. i mean, i know i'm not perfect and sometimes i'm judgemental, but i do try to be nice to everyone.
so basically, that was an awesome paper...you definitely deserve an A.
*Francesca

soggycrouton May 19 2004, 23:04:13 UTC

Well, it's Mrs. Etkins, so I'm pretty much guaranteed to not get one.

Thanks for the comments though.

chesca06 May 20 2004, 02:29:35 UTC

haha aw i love Ms. Etkins! but yeah, she's really not too fond of you. oh well though, we both know it's a good paper. it doesn't matter what she thinks :)

xx_sb_xx May 25 2004, 01:05:43 UTC

Well, it sort of does haha. It's his grade.

But i thought that was really good too.

anonymous May 25 2004, 21:12:05 UTC

That's really good! Like I mentioned before...I would only be able to write like 6 lousy pages lol

thumbs up, my friend :)
-Merf

anon anonymous May 29 2004, 01:35:18 UTC

okay...even though everybody on Chelsea's site seems to be yelling at you, I think you're hot. Guy Pearce (I agree with whoever said that) rocks. I hope you keep writing. You're awesome. Satirical writing does not require short-sighted acceptance. I really like you... but I'm way too embarassed to say who I am. See you next year!

Re: anon soggycrouton May 29 2004, 01:53:42 UTC

Hot eh? In real life? Or as in Guy Pearce.

And not EVERYONE on Chelsea's site is yelling at me. Wait-- yes they were.

Re: anon anonymous May 30 2004, 17:43:52 UTC

I mean YOU...in real life. Guy Pearce is hot as fuck, but I have a crush on YOU, Jacob. I won't leave my name b/c I'm shy.

Re: anon soggycrouton May 30 2004, 18:05:02 UTC

Ah, great, now I'm going to be wondering who you are all week! Gimme a hint. What grade are you in?

anonymous June 4 2004, 20:01:11 UTC

it's obviously someone playing a cruel joke...i mean you're jacob...nobody likes jacob...as for your satire...it would be great if i read it two years ago when everyone came to such revelations...everyone is well aware that there is no such thing as unique anymore...and anyone who are like your characters should just be left to assume they are as great as they think they are...it's a lot easier and you can save your breath for when the world ends...when you really need it...

soggycrouton June 4 2004, 21:27:20 UTC

Hot damn, it is annoying when people don't leave their names. Who are you now? Anyways, first we should probably pretend your comment made any sense, in regards to that end of the world thing and just in general. Then, we should pretend that you're going to respond to whatever I say.

Nobody likes Jacob? That doesn't sounds right. I'm sort of liked. Sort of, because I'm really irritable, so I happen to hate a lot of people, not so much they hate me. You didn't even get my satire, it wasn't supposed to be about uniqueness, it was about being generally accepting and not stereotyping. But let's pretend you aren't a moron for a second. If you can find me a single live journal entry ON THE INTERNET that doesn't have a bullshit revelation, I'll give you a cookie. A whole cookie. I mean, what are you expecting on this website ( ... )

dart04 June 26 2004, 21:19:07 UTC

IPlicious! if your unaware, you can block annonymous comments whenever you post. makes life way easier!

soggycrouton June 26 2004, 22:50:25 UTC

Nah, it's cool, I'm friends with this guy.

Who are you?