Just had a fairly nice day, and an even better cigar. Alaska's excellent.

Who am I kidding, I'm basically just seeing if LJ can catch on to me as much as it catches on to everyone else.

I found this on my old melodramatic.com page, so I decided to post it here ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I spent most of yesterday near Albany, New York, in a cave 30 feet below ground. I've decided that spelunking is one of the most wonderful things to do in this world, and I intend to pursue it as much as I possibly can. My god am I glad I'm not claustrophobic. There were points when I was crawling on my stomach with about 4 or 5 inches of ( Read more... )

My god, I have a livejournal..
Brief update:
Fairly relaxing summer working at home, full-time job cleaning pools, part-time job registering people to vote. (Do itCar crash, midsummer, no-one harmed, car totalled, been driving a massive green SUV ever since ( Read more... )

After the success in California, TrueMajority members in Canton, Ohio gathered outside the annual shareholders' meeting of Diebold Corporation. Ironically, Ohio is considering buying the very same Diebold TSx machines recommended for decertification in California.

So my buddy Jake and I are on the kayaking bus on the way back from the river, and we're all talking about the food we want to bring along when we camp by the river at our next race in Vermont. So, naturally, Jake suggests the blood of a virgin in copper goblets and the smallest member of our team, Andrew Carter. We start discussing the various ( Read more... )

Go to google (GO!) and type in "weapons of mass destruction." Run an I'm feeling lucky search and then read the whole error message. Hurry before they fix it.

George Bush's Answer ( Read more... )

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions. Anything you want. Then go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything.
NOW!!!!!

"Paul! You get over here and snuggle right now or I'm taking away your free time! Get your manchild ass in this bed right now!"

My pal Ryan, the bassist of my band, and the "leader" of my dorm. Let's hear it for effective authority figures.

And to-day, as we were walking back from town and passing the old, run down rest home, he screamed: "REST ( Read more... )