take it off

[soisaystomyself]

last night i got all comfortable like in this quite uncomfortable chair. then after i assumed the intenses computering position withthe keyboard all at a jaunty angle i felt the urge to peeeeee. so i got up and went pee, but while i was peeing i was stroking my leg and it was all warm. and i was like OH HELL NO!!!!! i so thought that i peed on my

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[doctordeath]

goddamn your always peeing on yourself.

[doctordeath]

why do i say this like i talk to my horse when she pees on herself?

[soisaystomyself]

whateva