dude says:
how can i convince you that im white

T (OA_++ PACkistan version *#*)))) says:
i dont know

T (OA_++ PACkistan version *#*)))) says:
do something

i kinda like it when my face gets so dirty that i rub my hand on it and dirt comes off in flakes. i probably look gnarly tan now.

i was motoring to town tonight because i was bored and needed food and i started talkign to myself again like i usually do. i mean it was the usual sort of conversation but then i was liek fuck this shit i need a friend so i made a friend up and put her in the copilot seat and started talking to her. we had a good conversation and it wasnt one ( Read more... )

i told giulia i was going to go to her dance party but then iwas like whatever dont know where she lives so i sat and played chips challenge for 7 hours. then i looked at the clock and was liek fuck i played chlippy for 7 hour so then i played me some jezzball and tetravex. around 11 maty got online and i talked to her about wearing leather pants ( Read more... )

i finished chapter 6 in my math book today. hell of a chapter it was but thankfully this teacher whose name i still dont know sat next to me for 5 hours talking me through that beast. i think she liked me. she was telling me about jogging and i was telling her about my rashes and then she told me i was charming. then when she kept getting problem # ( Read more... )

i just made the best fuckign god damn pizza ever. holy moly it was amazing. you have  no idea. i winged that marvelous sphere out of the oven and put it on the counter to cool off a bit then i left to go get the camera because this was one hell of a nice looking pizza. while i made the icy trek to my room that fuckign asshole dusty ate half of my ( Read more... )

last night i got all comfortable like in this quite uncomfortable chair. then after i assumed the intenses computering position withthe keyboard all at a jaunty angle i felt the urge to peeeeee. so i got up and went pee, but while i was peeing i was stroking my leg and it was all warm. and i was like OH HELL NO!!!!! i so thought that i peed on my ( Read more... )

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there was a girl from new mexico in my room yesterday. her name was tracey and her cell phone worked.

today i went to matys after work for no reason. i told her iw as going to come over and go to sleep but instead i just laid on her bed. then her mom made something weird for dinner but i ate it because i was hungry then i drove home and i didnt get lost but it still took me like an hour to get home. so anyway i got home and i couldnt find anything ( Read more... )