Whoever did it, I'll kill you/A brief update

[sojapithurts]

Geez, it's been a while since I've updated

Comments

[badjimfred]

..... Was there KY on your door handle?? Because if there was,I may know who did it.......

oh my god...

[sojapithurts]

Fuck David! Not again. I had forgotten those 27 other times when you blew your load all over my car. I thought if I moved it would help...but I guess not. Keep your fantasies to yourself and your penis away from my car!