Man! I really want a new Motherboard, processor, hard drive, and memory........ So basically, a whole new computer really bad and my tax returns still have not come back so I can't even think about doing it! Fucking shitty IRS can suck my dick!

Ok, so this is just another moment of me patting myself on the back..... I only do this so that I can look back on things and go huh, sometimes I AM clever ( Read more... )

Am I a fucked up person? All day I've been making dark jokes to people and having them back fire in my face. I thought I was simply being my strange jackass self, but It turns out I was hurting people. I hate hurting people.... In fact it's the most painful thing I can do as a person. So, now I feel like all my attempts at good deeds are over ( Read more... )

Man, I suck at life! I’m so fucking MAD at myself for having some of the most admirable qualities according to people I talk to. GOD I wish I could get pissed at people and blame them instead of seeing that there is no blame to be placed or seeing why it’s my fault. I go up there I meet her, she is so freaked out and overwhelmed she can hardly LOOK ( Read more... )

More examples of why I should be your king in this conversation exert ( Read more... )

Your Taste in Music:

90's Alternative: Highest InfluencePunk: Highest InfluenceAlternative Rock: High InfluenceSka: High Influence80's Alternative: Medium Influence90's Pop: Medium Influence90's Rock: Medium InfluenceAdult Alternative: Medium Influence80's Pop: Low Influence90's Hip Hop: Low InfluenceClassic Rock: Low InfluenceOld School Hip ( Read more... )

I don't know if this is as funny without the images I have in my head, but I thought of this, wrote it down, and decided to share!! YAY ( Read more... )

So, I thought you might all like to know that I am looking into joining the US Coast guard. It just seems like it is made for me and I am SICK of stagnating here! I love you all and am not trying to leave you, I just need to move on and want to have some adventures. This is my sort of adventure! It’s about saving life instead of taking it. Anyhow ( Read more... )

David Wagner: can I saw off your legs and keep them as pets ( Read more... )

Here is an exert from an email conversation that I'm having with someone, I think it's pretty funny! What you need to know: My name on the sight in question is Jakotheclowndog ( Read more... )