The Two Golden Rules
#1. Obey all rules.
#2. See rule #1.
#3. Wait a minute. It says two golden rules, not three. Erase this line.
#4. Hold it. You didn't erase rule #3. Erase this rule and the one above it.
#5. Rewrite these rules, NOW!
#6. You aren't listening are you?
#7. Notice everything I write has a number infront of it? This is
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