3 ☼ been a good little worker bee.

Apr 17, 2010 22:23

I get dragged to another city for a few days by my new 'job,' and what do I get? A mess (flock? herd?) of midgets in the complex.

I think I should have somehow seen this coming.

[Filter : Eos]
I saw your post. Still need my help?

☀ event 23, ☀ ic, motivationalism : what's for dinner

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sunshnesongster April 18 2010, 02:26:49 UTC
Never knew you were clairvoyant~

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solarizing April 18 2010, 02:35:36 UTC
Shows how much you know, doesn't it?

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sunshnesongster April 18 2010, 02:39:31 UTC
I know you're full of it~♫

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solarizing April 18 2010, 02:46:26 UTC
You're sure? Sight's one of my areas, so who's to say it's not the right kind of sight?

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moonstoneglow April 18 2010, 02:29:53 UTC
Don't tell me you have a problem with us tiny folk, brother.

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solarizing April 18 2010, 02:38:55 UTC
Me? Problem? Never!

Just quiet amusement. Or not-so-quiet. Either one, really.

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moonstoneglow April 18 2010, 02:39:45 UTC
I may be tiny, but I can still hurt you darling.

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solarizing April 18 2010, 02:48:21 UTC
With your little bitty hands, I'm sure. I think I'll have to watch out for safety pins left out around the house.

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iheartmemost April 18 2010, 06:54:32 UTC
What is your job?

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solarizing April 18 2010, 07:41:16 UTC
Motivational Speaker.

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iheartmemost April 18 2010, 07:41:59 UTC
Is it hard? Does it pay well?

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solarizing April 18 2010, 07:45:07 UTC
Do I know you, kid?

But yeah, it's decent. I get to stand in front of a group of people and cite a bunch of cliches, apparently. I just started.

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earlyrisingdawn April 18 2010, 09:36:15 UTC
[Filter: Helios]

I am surviving.

She keeps trying to get me to sleep with you. Make her stop.

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[Filter : Eos] solarizing April 18 2010, 17:34:06 UTC
You sure? I'll take her if you need the break.

... Can either of us really make her stop? I can try, sis. I can try.

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[Filter: Helios] earlyrisingdawn April 18 2010, 18:57:16 UTC
Well apparently not since the two of you have four children

She may be only six inches high, but she seems to be an even bigger handful at that size than normal.

If you could just back me up on us not having sex, that might deter her... Maybe.

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[Filter: Eos] solarizing April 18 2010, 21:18:56 UTC
I've begun to realize. Think it's a side effect. Small-but-plucky Syndrome?

I will. And if not, we'll find another way, okay?

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backgroundsnark April 18 2010, 13:08:16 UTC
Consider yourself lucky that it's midgets. Last time it was murder~

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solarizing April 18 2010, 17:53:12 UTC
I wasn't trying to complain, but so I heard when I first showed up.

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[voice] backgroundsnark April 18 2010, 18:49:43 UTC
I know you weren't, I was just saying. There isn't much you can do to keep boredom at bay when you are this size.

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[voice] solarizing April 19 2010, 02:56:26 UTC
Oh, you're tiny too? My sister was just complaining about the time on her hands. These things only last a week, right?

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