Actual content, including "What have I been doing?" and "How Not to Pick Up Chicks," to come later. For now, I will only say that even the most beautiful, touching and romantic piece of fanart can be rendered utterly hilarious by captioning it "My beautiful booty."

That is all.

So, you know how you sometimes put stuff off and put stuff off and then you look around and you haven't updated your livejournal in three months and almost lost your AIM name from not signing on ever ( Read more... )

Good news: roommate is not mad about bird, and I seem to have buried it r=in the place she wanted to anyway ( Read more... )

So my roommate left for Arizona yesterday to pick up her daughter for the summer. She'll be back today. I would be enjoying the space more if, when I took the cover off the budgies' cage this morning, one of them hadn't been lying on the bottom, dead as a doornail.

The hell? I mean, they had food and water, and it wasn't that cold last night. ( Read more... )

Hey, kids, just a quick bit of advice: do your class reading on time. Don't be like C. Especially if the final is worth 50% of your grade. Oh shit I'm going to die. But I'll die even more if I don't get cracking.

I have not been feeling well. This is probably because I haven't been eating properly, and also because I haven't gotten enough sleep recently. Do I know why? No, not off the top of my head. I'm probably stressed out about something or another, but hell if I can figure out what ( Read more... )

So I was walking to a nearby grocery store to get some bread for lunch (bread and butter is my comfort food, what can I say) when some guy driving on the other side of the street yells out--I kid you not:

"Don't step outside! You may be raped by a clown!"

...I'm not quite sure what to make of this.

( I'm only getting this out so I don't go to bed frustrated. )

I hate this time of night, because I start acting like an emo-whore when I am awake for it.

After much frustration and many trips to Radio Shack (who builds a house with only one phone jack, in a bedroom?), I finally have internet access at home. Run while you can.