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soldierbee

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Jul 07, 2009 18:40

General introductions appear to be in order.

I'm Bumblebee, an Autobot. [Should he give the whole speech? Optimus was always so much better at those things, he sounded so official and regal and stuff. Oh well, he probably should.] I'm a robotic autonomous inorganic organism from the planet Cybertron, and...

...I come in peace. [Ff that was ( Read more... )

bee does dorky now it's pretty cool, question for the teeming masses, introduction

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psychoticracer July 8 2009, 03:16:11 UTC

...

Oh, bloody HELL.

[Text] soldierbee July 8 2009, 03:18:06 UTC

[...does this guy think he's dangerous? Maybe. That's a curse, after all.]

What's wrong?

[Audio] LOLOLOLOL psychoticracer July 8 2009, 03:24:30 UTC

I've had enough of robots.

You stay the hell away from me.

[Text] soldierbee July 8 2009, 03:25:51 UTC

[OH okay. He's just a jerk. Bumblebee is also familiar with those.]

All right. Might help if I know what you look like, though.

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electroniccrane July 8 2009, 03:32:22 UTC

There's no radio or network traffic besides the comms and anything you generate yourself.

soldierbee July 8 2009, 03:34:41 UTC

Are the signals being blocked, or do they just not exist? [Bee's inclined to believe the latter, as outlandish as it sounds.]

electroniccrane July 8 2009, 03:36:50 UTC

No jamming. Just white noise across the entire spectrum except the frequencies the comms use.

soldierbee July 8 2009, 03:49:54 UTC

Damn.

...are you one of the cyborgs I've been told about?

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nantokanare July 8 2009, 03:44:12 UTC

Just saying that you're a robot is enough, you know.

soldierbee July 8 2009, 03:53:39 UTC

[BUT IT'S SUCH A MISNOMER.] ...I guess.

nantokanare July 8 2009, 04:02:43 UTC

Do you look like a human like Auntie and Mr. Batou?

soldierbee July 8 2009, 04:14:52 UTC

Not in the least.

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[Audio] crazyforcrazies July 8 2009, 03:45:49 UTC

Fascinating.

[Guy cannot wait to do Buddy Time with you and figure out what makes you tick, Bee.]

Ah, I mean, welcome aboard, haha!

No signals here I'm afraid, it's just little old us.

[Text] soldierbee July 8 2009, 03:54:23 UTC

[Searching, searching, searching...oh, this dude's a crew member.]

You're part of the crew, Mr. Mann?

[Audio] crazyforcrazies July 8 2009, 03:56:31 UTC

[Well that's a cute trick.]

Ah, doctor, actually. But call me Guy, we're all buddies here.

[Text] soldierbee July 8 2009, 03:58:06 UTC

Doctor Guy, then.

I know you probably get this very often, but do you mind if I ask you a few questions? I'll do my best to make them interesting.

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[Audio // Common] shadesofeco July 8 2009, 03:46:58 UTC

You're a cyborg?

[An "Errol" flavor cyborg or something more like Kusanagi and Batou? God Jak hopes it's the latter.]

[Text] soldierbee July 8 2009, 03:56:40 UTC

Not quite; I was never human in any way.

[Audio] shadesofeco July 8 2009, 04:00:57 UTC

You're a robot?

[Jak is picturing KG DeathBots. The thought makes him shiver.]

[Text] soldierbee July 8 2009, 04:22:05 UTC

Something like that. I'm a Cybertronian.

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