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[soldierzax]

Why is everyone so MEAN?! -sniffles- I wish everyone would just die so the anger will go away!

-Zax

[ooc; Oh, gods, I have no clue how to write Angst!Zax. This ought to be fun.]

Comments

[stamina_boost]

Thanks for wishing THAT!! I already threw up everything I ate, I can barely move, and these fucking shivers won't stop. I'm going to die in six hours or less and it's YOUR FAULT D:

[soldierzax]

Waaah! You don't have to get mad at me! -bawls-

[stamina_boost]

You wished my DEATH and it's going to WORK!! I'm not mad, I'm just DYING!!!

[soldierzax]

-on his knees with his hands to his eyes like a little girl- I didn't mean it! Everyone's just so mad and...and -bawls even louder-

[notagirldamnit]

... *hands Zax a tub of ice cream and a spoon*

[soldierzax]

-is suddenly both sad and insulted- Waaaaaahhhhhhh! You're trying to make me FAT!

[notagirldamnit]

....

*shoves scoop in Zax's mouth* Yes, Zax, I am trying to make you fat. So fat that you're gonna be mooing.

[soldierzax]

-chokes-

[so_not_tiny]

Awwwwwwwwww~~~! Like, don't cry, that's totally not rad... and stuff... and junk. So like, perk up! *giggles*

[soldierzax]

-sniffles- You're not mad at me like everyone else is?

[so_not_tiny]

Noooope~~! Like, why would I be mad or something?

[soldierzax]

I said that I wished everyone was dead and I killed Hanatarou with that wish! Everyone should hate me now! -bites bottom lip, trying not to wail-