people always say accidents "happen in slow motion", and they bloody don't - it just seems that way because it's so surprising and you think a hundred things quickly in amazement in two or three seconds ( Read more... )

ha. i only just saw an update that said it was twelve weeks since i last updated this thing. it's my usual sob story of sporadic net access, times so busy i can't be bothered to document them properly and so on. i hope the past few months haven't held any nasty surprises for any of you, and that you're all happy and hearty and free of infectious ( Read more... )

mmmm... happy christmas carolina!

all my teeth feel fucked, i missed casablanca and my mother made me talk to my crazy aunt from canada despite the fact i went to all the trouble of hiding upstairs when i knew it was her on the phone - but other than that, it's been a nice day, full of drunk neighbours and boxer puppies and presents and mini- ( Read more... )

pinched from the pocket of a plenty-tricked pony:

( magical colours )

andy got ill on monday while he was at college and came home very late and very miserable. i forced lemsip into him all evening and he took the next day off work, and we lay in bed drinking tea and listening to phil spector's christmas album ( Read more... )

ps: if you're still out there and i've inadvertantly ignored you for a bit, say hi - i know i've neglected a couple of people round these parts lately!

hello! i am so poor it's almost hilarious - i'm juggling any money i get into a million different gaping chasms of debt and i'm only just managing to pull it off. and i'm nearly worried, but not quite. i haven't really been able to afford the money (or time) to even get myself to a new net cafe and update this thing. hopefully that will change now ( Read more... )

ps: this is quite a cheer-up, though.

since some hellish burger chain has bought over curve, i now have no nice internet café to go to, so i imagine my updates will become even more sporadic than at present. huzzah ( Read more... )

well, here i am, relaunching my livejournal career with a brand new entry. if i ever abandon this place for as long again, my next comeback entry will have to be a duet co-written with cher or something, probably. it's just there's been so much happening i ahven't had time to actually record any of it ( Read more... )