MySpace is the most useless shit. Like anybody really gives a fuck about all those useless facts about you? If you think you're that fucking special, please, stab yourself now and save me the trouble.

Miah, Maggie, I hope this pleases you. :)

~Adam

Weee! I have 3 exams to study for, therefore... LJ update ( Read more... )

Loooooooong fucking time since my last update, but this just couldn't go unmentioned ( Read more... )

Well, folks, it's been a while. I wonder how many readers I'll have during the summer... Anyway, time for an update. I'm working my job at the good ol' Spec (School Specialty) and it's not all that bad. Ken Harris is a rockin' supervisor. He enjoys firing me on a daily basis, but that's just how he rolls. 1:15-9:15 is the most rockin' shift, ( Read more... )

AIM viruses are the easiest ones to avoid. Do you know how to protect yourself? Just follow my simple step-by-step instructions ( Read more... )

First off, isn't it great how at least 60% of my posts involve alcohol in some way? I love it. Now, on to the real point ( Read more... )

As many of you know (those who go to Point, at least) The Grill is a popular place to score a drunken meal when late at night. 10:00? You're hungry? Go to The Grill and get yourself a burger and fries. This great convenience, however, has led me to create a new rule that applies to my room. The rule is as follows: If a guest in my room bring ( Read more... )

I was informed that I am a "stupid mean dick" this morning. Now, as pretty much everybody knows, that's true. When I see something that one of my friends (yes, I consider you a friend) is doing or has done that I can't even force out a smile at... I'm going to call them on it. I expect it of them (referencing the smile-face shaped burn on my ( Read more... )

What have I got to say... I guess on my massive drunken binge I've been thinking and *queues music ( Read more... )

A little background for those that have never had a general psychology class ( Read more... )