Unless Lennon and Harrison were resurrected to play with him, this couldn't have been any better.

America's prisoner population is soaring. Can you believe dat?
America leads the world in population imprisonment with 0.7% of our population behind bars. We're behind China and India - the two most populated countries in the world. India has only 32 people per 100,000 people behind bars.
This begs the question - Why aren't we out sourcing our ( Read more... )

Jennifer Love-Hewitt was all up in my dream last night.
She was all over my iBody.
We went on a date for sushi.
She loves me.
When will she tell me?

UGH WERS  is boring me... and the  space button is stuck, adding spaces everywhere... and i'm never sure when i've hit it cause it does not click.

one thing i am sure of is I s uck at RISK

I have a child.
I can't wait to have a healthy relationship with my son. I will make sure he eats healthy and is fit and happy.
Thinking about it makes me filled with joy.

Nostalgia is mania. Ever get nostalgic about being nostalgic?
I like to write comedy.
Do I know that comedy is not a lucrative market? Yes, I do. But I also understand the indispensability of good humor.
I think comedians are the the most talented sociologists and political theorists.

i don't think i have many virginal male LJ readers (cause i don't think many virginal males are LJing) but if you know any, you could send this their way. Consider it an early birthday/christmas/halloween present all in one!
it's a girl who's actually whoring herself out via the internet to virgins. and all they have to do is defend internet ( Read more... )

NORTH END UNIVERSITY BLOG

my roommate ordered $25 worth of food at iHop and $60 worth of chinese the night before. Then he left a $2 tip. He's such an asshole. In a dream he hat a heart attack after. serves him right.

I take medicine to feel better. I feel better. Many people are selfish and I yell at them. I don't regret it. I'm here for you if you're here for me. But don't make me feel like I owe you anything because I don't. Don't ever say to me "why don't you call me anymore?" That sounds desperate and whiny. I'll call you when I can call you and you can ( Read more... )