a time capsule today to be opened in 50 years

FUCK YOU!  These questions are stupid. Who comes up with this shit? , a team of Finger painting apes. Every motherfucker knows that everyone hate mondays and loves fridays.

Not smoking weed at work.

Vagina.

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At work Saturday there was a unfortunate incident the resulted in the total destruction of my beloved blackberry. My first reaction was , No big deal I can get another one. I got off from work at 7:30. I have a 30 minute drive home. I hauled ass to town to try and get to the mall before they closed at 9:00. I made it to the mall at 8:13p.m. I got ( Read more... )

I got home this morning around 8:30 am. I showered but instead of crashing. I got inspiration for a short film. So about 10:30 am. I bundled up ( only later to realised that it wasn't cold outside anymore) grabbed my camera and headed for the door. I drove out to several locations around town and filmed trees and bodies of water and a few ( Read more... )

This morning as I was drinking my breakfast beer and goofing on twitter. Some one knocked on the door , I already knew who it was, it was those damn eh of I mean kind hearted Gehova witness people, that I have been so foolishly nice to for the last 3 years. So like a dumb ass I opened the door. And I was in my pajamas, and she just started talking ( Read more... )

I was at this corner store a minute ago and there is this lady in front of me buying lottery tickets and ONE roll of toilet paper that I'm sure she paying like 3 dollars for. And of course the credit card machine and the lotto machine was off line and they were having trouble with it. And the whole time I'm thinking to myself wow she must have to ( Read more... )