Reno 911 is some funny shit

I just ate a whole can of black olives. It's the only thing I've eaten today.. well, besides that bag of kit kat bites. I focking love those things. I'd make love to a bag of kit kat bites if the bag didn't contain such sharp edges

That is all.

Be safe tonight, kids!

Work kinda licked ass today. I was at the shop from 2 to 4 all by my lonesome. It's not a HUGE deal or anything, no, but it seemed like everyone and their nanna decided to drop by and want shit that we don't even have. So I had to make a bunch of calls to the other store and blah blah blah ( Read more... )

I'm at work.

I'm on my managers laptop computer.

He doesn't know.

I'm bad to the bone, people... simply bad to the bone. Or maybe just bored, but we'll just pretend it's because I'm a hardcore G that doesn't give a shit about consequences and repercussions

I think he's coming. shit

Dear people on my friends list,

I'm really retarded. Before I always just THOUGHT I was retarded, but my last post makes it completely official.

I promise I will never do that again.

Love,
Me

I guess I owe you guys some sort of proper update-- yeah right. That was funny ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, TO ME!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!

If you haven't noticed, today is my birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I'm old now. Oh well, at least today is dedicated to me and everyone has to be nice and give me lots of presents and I get to eat cake and not feel guilty and I get to walk around singing "Happy birthday to me, to me" all damn ( Read more... )

Happy BERFDAY to my favorite boy in the whole wide world.... SHANNON!!!!

I made a huge cut on the friends list. I plan on cutting more later

We really have the most annoying person sleeping on our couch right now. I've been thinking about setting him on fire, but what exactly would that accomplish? Nothing. Plus, fire in the house isn't such a smart idea, so I'll just keep that idea an idea and leave it at that ( Read more... )