A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one ( Read more... )

36 minutes til my sentance is over.

im gonna make this weekend hurt so good.

smoko!

I remember pre-drinks with Bridest at 3.30 ( Read more... )

One moment while i cough up a chunk.

Jesus... that grew lungs and walked away.

Good morning children. (Good morning Mis-Ter Co-Lo-Ssal ( Read more... )

I had a missed call during the pubcrawl yesterday from my parents place. Being smashed and smiling I didn’t think to return the call.

Received a call from them again this afternoon. It turns out my mothers mum passed away early this week after a few years bout with cancer.

I didn’t know this woman well at all. As with all relatives outside my ( Read more... )

You're name is Johnny. You’re a vile of medicine.

Her name is Jenny. She is sick.

You can make Jenny better, but in the process, you get drank.

Do you offer yourself?

Worth a read

Haven’t posted in a while, I never really have much to say ( Read more... )

I talked to someone today that I don't get to talk to often.

She was happy, cheery and seemed genuinely interested in how I was.

It was refreshing.

I'm concerned that it was refreshing.